Two (2) Italian Men

Another thing from my friend's CD compilation...

Two Italian men get onto a city bus. Yhey sit beside and older women as they sit down the lady hears them talking dirty. She ignores them at first until she hears.... 
"Emma come first.Den i come.Den two butts come together.I come once-a-more.Two butts come together again.I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time". 

The old lady turns to them and yells 
"you foul mouthed swine we don't talk about our sex lives in public here!!" 
"whosa talking abouta sexa" said the man
"i was justa tellin my friend how to spell mississippi


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