This guy walks into a bar looking all sad, so the bartender asks,
"Why so sad?"
The man replies, "I can never seem to find a woman who likes me."
So the bartender says,
"Ok, I'll give you a pointer.
Women love poems, so when you see a pretty lady, recite this poem:
Alabama Witch, with your beautiful eyes and lips, your beauty lies between your eyes,
it makes my spirit rise Shakespeare."
So, the guy has a few drinks and spots a beautiful lady and drunkenly walks up to her and says.
"Alabama
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